The Real Housewives of Potomac
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She somehow left off the retweets, but she still printed them off.
I asked myself, How old is this woman so I looked it up.
I Googled a woman from television to find out her age.
The internet told me Karen is 54 years old.
I refuse to believe that a woman who printed out Twitter is 54 years old.
Thats solid mid-60s behavior.
Thats the behavior of someone who was born in the 50s.
Look at Cynthia Bailey.
Look at Karen Huger.
YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT ONLY THREE YEARS PASSED BETWEEN KARENS BIRTH AND CYNTHIAS BIRTH?
Now, I dont want you to think Im upset at Karen for lying about her age.
But this really explains a lot.
Karen wants us all to believe that shes 50 and 4 years old.
Karen thinks shes gotten away with that lie.She thinks she can get away with anything.
Thats why I dont trust that 50-faux-year-old broad.
The main dramatic thrust of the episode is Karens financial troubles, of course.
Were also introduced to the new Housewife, Candiace Dillard.
Shes only done Miss United States and I competed in Miss America.
No one else knows or cares about this distinction, Ashley.
Candiace doesnt get to do a lot in this episode.
She shows up at a brunch at Ashleys suddenly successful restaurant.
(I almost typed Ashleys suddenly successful relationship and thats true too.)
Candiace isloudand she loves to screech in approval at her new friendship with Monique.
Candiace also goes out to lunch with her fiance and calls him a susband or soon to be husband.
I have never hated a woman more than I have hated Candiace.
Theres a few other scenes before the ultimate confrontation with Karen.
She says that Ashley married a rich man and doesnt know what its like build something with a man.
Im not gonna argue with anyone of that.
Also, Gizelle and her boyfriend Sherman run off to fuck in a field.
Its time for the press conference that Karen has organized.
Shes rented a private room at a steakhouse and had her assistant set out peanuts.
Now lets get to WILDLY overreacting and being UNREASONABLY defensive.
Karen just keeps saying over and over, Im married and financially independent.
She also says that shes never filed jointly with her husband and never had a joint checking account.
I feel like shes trying to repeat financially independent enough that the IRS believes her.
Gizelle asks if Karen is going to say with Ray and if he ever mentioned anything about his business.
Karen says that shes got her own money.
Gizelle just says, Karen dont work!
We all know Karen dont work.
We aint never seen Karen do anything close to resembling work, but Karen is also allegedly 54.
Karen fires back at the ladies that Ashleys husband is on Grindr and his dick is all over Instagram.
So you do know what a blog is, huh, Karen?
Karen stands up and accuses them of having a gang mentality.
Most of them literally just said, We care about you and just want to know the truth.
Is that what Crips or Bloods get tattooed on their stomachs after their first kill?
