The Real Housewives of Potomac
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Is it just me or isReal Housewives of Potomacabsolutely bringing it?
Then you tell me that these over-primped ladies are putting on helmets and climbing up some rickety wooden ladders.
Lets get to it.
Unless were getting a full-blown fight over the room selection, I dont need to see the process.
Unless Karen and Gizelle are throwing punches over a king bed, I just dont care.
Dont let nobody talk to you like that!
says a man who is staying in a house paid for by his mother-in-law.
Monique and Ashley can hear Candaice screaming down the hall and Monique is starting to regret her choices.
This is about to be a full-on mess.
Meanwhile, Gizelle is having trouble reaching Sherman and I really hope their relationship is okay.
Thats pretty much the only relationship I believe in right now.
Because who the fuck cares, Karen!
Your husband is old.
He kinda looks like Uncle Ben.
Just laugh at yourself and move on.
Protecting him isnt going to keep your marriage together.
The next morning, everyone is getting ready for their day in nature by putting on fake lashes.
Monique keeps saying that she was overextending herself and she needs to hire a nanny.
So of course, shes going to spill it later.
Karen doesnt seem too concerned that people are saying that Karen is having an affair.
The ropes course is perfect.
The best moment is Karen screaming FUCK at the top of her lungs while shes doing the four-foot-high course.
And of course, Candaice wants to know what was said.
Monique jumps in to attempt to salvage the situation.
Ashley says in a confessional that Monique is hanging Candaice out to dry.
Monique says, I can have five martinis before Im throwing up.
That isnt like the threshold for drunk driving.
Monique also keeps trying to repeat that she wasnt tipsy.
She was just sleepy.
Ah yes, alcohol has never made anyone sleepy before.
It does not have a depressive effect!
#FreeUncleBen
