The Real Housewives of Potomac
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This is a classic post-trip/pre-finale episode.
Every single scene begins with an emotional recap of the trip before launching into the new emotional issue.
Does anyone have a friend that isnt on their payroll?
Theres also a distinct lack of plot in this episode.
Just a few table-setting pieces before the big finale.
That was not great to see.
I understand that Monique is doing that whole Im HIS WIFE thing but yikes.
How did she put it on in the morning?
She also says that Kal, her friend/hairdresser, may have given her a bad haircut or two.
Then Bravo does a little montage of all her messed-up hairstyles.
Bravo did not have to do that.
Gizelles character objective is to find out exactly whats going on with Karen.
She cant support Karen unless she knows what shes supporting.
Ashley is arriving home after her trip to unpack her baggage … AND HER SUITCASE.
A standing ovation for that amazing piece of literature?
My adoring fans, youre too much.
She doesnt have a warm home to come back to andyikesthis is bleak.
She calls her mom and her mom is excited about her new apartment.
Ashley knows shes going to have to talk to her mom about what Michael said.
Karen is going to eat with Matt and Bravo puts quotation marks around assistant.
Bravo, you didnt have to do that.
Karen also didnt have to give us that amazing look that shes serving to go meet Matt.
Whoever is doing her wigs now is doing a good job, and you know I love a jumpsuit.
Karen asks Matt if hes running around town spilling her business.
Karen believes that Matt hasnt been talking about her.
Karens delusion extends to all her relationships.
Candiace is at home with her younger half-sister and shes looking at her familys hair business website.
Her sister verifies that Candiace tends to sing when no one has asked her to.
Robyn had to set a ground rule that Candiace is only allowed to sing into a microphone.
Dang, this episode islight.
Meanwhile, Robyn is at her investment property and she invites Gizelle and Ashley to meet her real-estate mentor.
Gizelle and Ashley arent what you would call handy.
If this whole thing is a set-up for RobynsFlip or Flop-style spin-off, Im in.
They all claim they want to justfind outif Karen is telling the truth.
So they come with a perfect plan.
Theyre going to drop by Karens house in disguise.
Ashley suggests a singing telegram about five times.
Has anyone EVER received a singing telegram?
They settle on pizza delivery and fake mustaches.
Then theres this scene with Monique.
Fuckingyikes.They both agree that they both acted badly when Moniques side of the argument was having a birthday.
Chris frames the whole thing as when hes disrespected, hes going to blow a gasket.
If you told me that was footage fromA Quiet Place,I would believe you.
Ashley goes to see her mom and tells her about Michael.
Ashleys mother flips the fuck out.
We all should be flipping out.
Monique, Karen, and Candiace hang out at a farmers market and Candiace has a preposterous belt.
Its time for Gizelle, Ashley, and Robyn to do their sting at Karens Great Falls house.
Robyn puts on the silliest fake beard and dad jeans.
She starts screaming at them WE ARE DOING THIS TOGETHER; GODDAMMIT.
GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THIS CAR RIGHT NOW.
Everyone is cracking up.
These women really do have fun together.
Robyn goes up and rings the Nest doorbell.
To be continued …
