The Real Housewives of Orange County
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However, this might be the best episode of this season yet.
Its like something finally happened.
In general it seems like there wasnt a brief at all for this reunion.
Theres no theme or color scheme.
Its like the producers said, Just ensure we can see your knees, and left it at that.
Even Bravo has given up on these ladies at this point.
Just look at the couch with Shannon, Vicki, and Emily.
Vicki and Emily look like they dressed for the same occasion, but Shannon absolutely does not.
Shes wearing a low-cut navy blue dress with some marabou around the bell sleeves.
Vickis is Elphaba green and, much like a Frank Gehry skyscraper, its construction defies explanation.
Her dress is more of a mint chocolate chip color and covers one arm.
My problem is that it is very unflattering.
On the other couch, Tamra doesnt look like herself but definitely wins the best-dressed award.
But Tamra aint dumb.
She knows we are only going to see her standing up fleetingly, so it isnt so bad.
At the end, Gina is dressed like Dorinda Medley dressed as Lady Gaga for Halloween.
What even is this purple sequin dress?
And why give herself bright eye makeup to match?
And the sparkly mismatched earrings?
I dont get it.
Its more Atlantic City bachelorette party than it is Orange County reunion special.
Vicki of course says yes, because it is.
A lot has happened between the taping of the finale and this reunion.
I almost needed someone to catch me up.
The weirdest interaction is when Kelly calls Vicki a fart, because shes silent but deadly.
Baboons talk a lot?
They make a lot of noise?
I dont know, Vicki, you could have done better.
Andy says, Now Kellys in tears because you said she does cocaine and is a bad mother.
Vicki immediately pipes in with, I didnt say that Andy!
Dont put words in my mouth!
That is what makes Vicki the worst.
No, she didnt say it, but she insinuated it.
Right, so why even bring it up!
God, shes exasperating.
I dont know, Vicki, but I do know that your performance really stinks.
