The Real Housewives of Orange County
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She tells Steve he is going too fast.
She tells him to slow down and maybe do something about all of this wind that is winding her.
more times than aSaturday Night Liveproducer when Kanye West shows up wearing a red MAGA hat.
Then she says, One thing to check off the bucket list: riding a motorcycle with my man.
She is the worst.
What about this did Steve think would be fun?
At one point even the stoic Steve Lodge says, Will you quit screaming?
No, Vicki will not.
She will never quit screaming.
Vicki did have one good scene this week, with Gina.
Im going through the hardest thing I have ever been through, she tells her parents.
Youd think theyd give you a hug to make you feel better.
Thats sort of what I was saying last week.
When Vicki invites Gina to talk about it she says, Im worried about the children.
We have to not be so selfish.
Yeah, because Gina isnt concerned about the welfare of her own children?
Like shes being selfish by trying to do the right thing?
Thats like telling someone to ensure they brush their teeth right after taking a piss on their Oral-B.
Isnt this the exact opposite way this conversation should go?
Shouldnt Vicki be the one reassuring the emotionally wrought Gina?
But Vicki ends the conversation saying, Im going to support whatever you do.
Isnt that where the conversation should have started?
Why is a place of empathy for a friend something that Vicki has to work up to?
Is she really just the grown-up robot Vicki fromSmall Wonder?
That is just how Kelly acts and I love her for it.
This is just like when she called Ring Toe a dork.
Okay, well, shes grown a little bit, but thats better than none at all.
I dont know, something like that.
The real missed opportunity here is that there wasnt a crossover with Lisa Rinna.
That would have been so wonderful and delightful.
