The Real Housewives of Orange County
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This season ofReal QVC Spokeswomen of Blowhard Canyonhas really confounded me.
Kelly is really a great time.
Shes like a popular high-school party girl who mistakenly ended up rich and is now just living her life.
Why did I find this so moving?
That makes for good TV no matter what mood shes in.
I dont care about any of it.
What are we left with?
Shannon is going on QVC to sell some shit like so many Housewives have before her.
Show us Shannon on more dates.
Show us Shannon and Kelly trying to do Pilates together.
Show us the two of them taking a cooking class or doing anything together.
It would be way more fun than Shannon giving Gina the cold shoulder.
I do not care about Shannon and Ginas relationship because Shannon is always mean to the new girl.
Shell eventually warm to her and get over it and it will be fine.
Trying to find tension in that is like trying to get blood from a stone.
Stones dont get reality television shows for a reason.
I did like that.
There is one other thing I care about.
Oh, make that two things.
I also care about Steve, Shannons hot trainer, and JaRon, Emilys hot trainer.
Thats the sort of casual cruelty that is just an aside onRHONYbut is the entire conversation onRHOC.
Oh wait, there is one other-man related thing I also care about and that is Eddie.
