The Real Housewives of Orange County
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When they are all in the van on the way to the resort, Kelly (I think?)
He says no, but of course he doesnt love this.
No one wants to see these women do this.
Look at all of the service people the women were awful to.
Seriously, ladies, theyre all basically the same.
You are going to be trapped in a luxury coffin with no air conditioning in 90-degree heat.
No matter which room youre in youre going to sweat your mic packs off.
It doesnt really matter at all.
Shannon quickly replied with an enthusiastic no.
That should be Shannons drag name: Enthusiastic No.
That is what she says to life every day when she wakes up.
She could roll with the punches and say yes to things.
Oh, they sold the house Im renting.
Maybe Ill find a better one.
Lets go sit in the van.
She didnt get in the water, but she tried to push her limits and have a good time.
The rest of the women are encouraged by that.
Shannon cannot do that.
Shannon is no Gina.
She is just a Koosh ball made out of negative energy, regret, and obstinacy.
Okay, fine, it was really only Vicki and Shannon.
Yes, shes on vacation, but this is also a television show.
Shannon knows we can all see her, right?
Vicki has something else going on.
Then there is the question of why her face was so red and puffy the whole episode.
It seems clear that she is allergic to something in Jamaica.
Maybe its sunblock, maybe its her makeup, maybe its something she ate or drank.
Im not a scientist.
This week we didnt get either.
