The Real Housewives of Orange County
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I think that maybe everyone needs to leave Gina alone about her divorce.
It starts with Kelly and Gina go to scale some stairs near the ocean as a workout.
They stop halfway down and just chat for a bit.
They saunter their way to the top with enough breath to have a very easy and casual conversation.
If theyre not even a little bit winded theyre probably doing this version of cardio wrong.
Gina really doesnt make it easy on herself though.
When the women raise objections or offer advice she keeps on arguing with them about her motives.
If she just said, Oh, okay.
Ill think about that, and just let them have their say, theyd totally forget about it.
But, as Tamra says, what exactly is going on is none of their business.
I just need a pep talk, she tells him.
I hate when I cant even take my own advice.
It was suddenly like the dinner inBeetlejuicewhere the shrimp cocktail came to life andgrabbed everyone by the face hole.
Vicki, incredulous, says, You dont believe in God?
to which Gina replies, I believe in myself.
Vicki then says, Thats why youre in this place.
Oh, thats why?
How does believing in God keep women from getting divorced?
It certainly didnt help with any of the people around the table.
Then Vicki alleges that Gina has no moral compass for her soul.
Ginas right, thats stupid.
Atheists have morals and there are plenty of true believers who are real assholes.
Kelly manages to apologize without calling him a dork once again.
I really have to thank Kelly for reminding me what a base and glorious insult dork is.
However, we do need to repeat that Ring Toe is actually not, in fact, sarcastic.
Emily says that is sarcasm, but it is not.
He is not using irony to mock Kelly.
He actually means that.
That is the truth.
No, thats just common sense, he says.
Again, not sarcasm.
He actually thinks that Kelly is not sensible enough to know how to win an argument on her own.
(I dont think she is either, but still.)
That is ironic because theyre not actually going to do it.
However I dont know if its sarcastic because I think Ring Toe would actually like to do that.
