The Real Housewives of Orange County
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Where in the name of Chip and Joanna Gaines did she purchase such an awful thing?
Does Tamra not know what room shes in very often?
I know that Eddie is suffering from heart problems, but hes not suffering from dementia.
Hes not going to get lost in his own house.
Its also hanging over one of the doors in the kitchen.
Might someone whowasactually lost go through that door thinking it would lead to the kitchen?
First of all, Vicki is practically unrecognizable.
But why were she and her children wearing matching sombreros and graphic T-shirts?
Um, did Vicki take Michael and Briana, ages four and three, to whoop it up?
I bet she did.
I bet that is the kind of single mom Vicki was.
Those are not children; they are animals.
However, arent most children animals?
Yes, yes that is true.
Thats some damn fine parenting.
Later, at Eddies birthday party, Gina confesses to Emily that she is having problems with Matt.
Well, theres one problem, really, and its that hes not around.
Now shes realizing shes kind of fine with him not being there.
Then she freaks out aboutthatand she doesnt know what to do.
Um, this seems like a very bad idea.
They dont want to be reminded of the thing that is giving them so much trouble.
Anyway, Eddie is the only good man that any of these women have.
He is a nice, genuine, loving, attractive man.
But now we need to talk about his former headshots.
Man, are they bad.
First there is Vickis boyf Steve Lodge.
I think that the scientific word for someone like Steve is a dingus.
Thats not me calling him that.
Just look at what happened when Kelly came over to talk to him at Eddies party.
I love when Kelly and Shannon are together because theyre such a good complement to each other.
Theyre the Snooki and JWoww of the Real Housewives.
She was very calm and respectful about it and I think that she deserves an answer.
Steve just starts giving her the side-eye right away and is totally dismissive both in content and tone.
He wont answer her questions.
He just walks away.
It seems like Steve doesnt want to be on the show, but does it because he loves Vicki.
He also knows just what the show entails and how much hes willing to give to it.
The same cannot be said for Emilys husband Ring Toe.
I mean, Ginas just trying to have some fun out of a tense situation.
Maybe he should go along with it?
and Ring Toe should have just kept his trap shut in a discussion that he had no place in.
When Kelly confronts him he says, Youre drunk.
Kelly counters that it is her first drink to which he says, This is just your normal behavior.
The way that he hates women and holds his Mormon sobriety over people is just appalling.
and, well, its her husband Ring Toe.
Um, yes Ring Toe it is.
This is what you signed up for.
I do love that Emily really defended her man though.
I will kill you!
she shouted at Kelly.
Wow, that is the most interesting thing that I think Emily has ever done in her life.
Did this season just get good?
No, I dont think so, but it became something close.
