The Real Housewives of Orange County
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There is a certain bodily intimacy between women that men will never understand.
It just wouldnt happen.
That cannot be said for Tamra and Shannon.
Would someone like let Gina unwrap Michael the host for her birthday?
Um, really, Vicki?
The problem is that these women are on two different shows.
(How did Vicki think her kids werent going to know about her most recent surgery?
She is aware that she did it on cable television, right?)
These are not people that are necessarily compatible.
Something else Gina and Kelly have in common is that their relationships with their exes get foggier and foggier.
Apparently Matt is calling Gina up and trying to have phone sex with her even though theyre separated.
(She also probably went home with Michael the host that night too.
Good on you, Kelly!)
How much stuff does she need?
Theres also that awful sign over the bed that says, She leaves a little sparkle wherever she goes.
You know that Kelly totally has, like, full sentences next to peoples names.
Julie Cried On Her Shoulder at the Quiet Woman.
Joe Tried to Give Him a Handy in a Port-O-John at the Lynyrd Skynyrd Concert.
Patti Jolies Annoying Choir Instructor DO NOT ANSWER.
