The Real Housewives Of Orange County
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She is sort of like her name, blandly normal and barely memorable.
Emily and her mother-in-law Pary came out as well.
That is to say that Emily adds absolutely nothing.
Pary found a way to insinuate herself into the action.
Why not just cast her?
I mean, Emily had a poker party.
What year is it?
These things never end well.
But you never know.
I dont hate Emily.
Thats sort of like hating granite countertops or red velvet cupcakes.
Whats the point of hating those things?
Theyre all just inoffensively fine.
The thing I do hate is that she fancies herself a lawyeranda party planner.
All she did was hire a bunch of people to show up.
Oh no, I was wrong.
The worst thing about Emily is her husband Shane.
He is a toe of a man.
Not a big toe, either.
Like the fourth toe.
What do you call that?
Shane is a ring toe of a man.
Then he said, Groups of loud women are not my cup of tea.
Does this man not know which show he and his wife signed up to be on?
Then he added, Particularly loud, cackling, older women are not my cup of tea.
You better hold my jewelry, because Ring Toe is about to get a knuckle sandwich.
Maybe the problem isnt with the women but with his perception of them?
The rest of this season kind of seems a bit like its reaching.
Of course Michael lives in San Diego.
Of course his mother bought him a condo.
Yes, its about Michael.)
What I really wanted from this scene though was something other than tears.
The scene with Shannon and Tamra in the gym supply store was tragic on so many levels.
I am starting to feel really bad for Eddie though.
Eddie has always seemed young, healthy, and happy.
Eddie is a rock, not only for Tamra but for us as viewers.
We can expect his steady presence right there next to our girl.
The treatment doesnt sound particularly good either.
Theyre going to give him a drug to basically stop his heart and then shock it back to life?
His heart is not a wireless router.
You cant just restart it again and its perfectly fine.
But Eddie carries on and does his duty with the producers before turning in.
While lying in bed he hears Tamra haul herself and her scooter up the stairs.
He hears the squeak of its uneven wheels on the carpet and her whisper, Honey?
