The Real Housewives of Orange County

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But here are Vicki, Tamra, and Shannon doing it, trying to be just as cool.

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Like its the same but way too late and not nearly as wonderful.

Both women immediately are like, That is wrong.

Its hard in any divorce and friends are going to go in different directions.

For instance, Tamras husband Eddie is apparently still running Spartan races with Shannons ex David.

Thats the two of them hanging out together.

Vicki, of course, does not get this.

(Who cares about that son of hers though?

Its another thing that this is a fight about the girlsfatherand the woman that he is now dating.

The only thing that is not awful about this whole scene is that Jolie has great advice.

Shes a rude person.

If shes not going to tell you the truth, shes not your real friend.

Out of the mouths of babes (that are forced to grow up too fast on-camera, maybe.)

I bet that driver was thinking, And Trump says we send the worst of us totheircountry.

We sure do need a wall, but its to keep these animalsin!

Its about as authentically Mexican as a Cinco de Mayo party on the North Pole.

Its Tamra who we really need to be worried about.

Shes treating that Jacuzzi like its an Olympic-sized pool.

I mean, one of their star players was injured!

(Im bad at sports metaphors.)

Someone would put him on a stretcher and take them there like a person.

The next day the women decide to go to the beach.

Shes like the Housewives equivalent ofWeekend at Bernies.