The Real Housewives Of Orange County

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One place where Vicki should never be is with you at a visit to your doctors office.

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Vicki asks the doctor, When is she going to be able to whoop it up again?

That is not that question that needs answering.

At this point taking tequila shots and showing her tits to strangers is the last thing on Tamras mind.

I do think that Tamra should always have her weird broken knee scooter with her though.

Not everything can be perfect.

There is so much that is wrong with that.

She doesnt look bad.

How are these meals even going to get to people?

This all seems bad.

Especially because her daughters dont have the nicest words for them.

Something about this is very strong.

Yeah, that is not criticism that can be read as a compliment.

Emily and Gina, the new girls, are doing things on their own.

Gina takes her kids to the zoo.

Emily does a family exercise class with her kids, her husbands parents, and her sister-in-law.

This kind of thing should be outlawed.

This is sort of like buying one-size-fits-all pajamas for Christmas morning.

It will work for everyone, but its not going to be flattering on anyone.

They also featured way more of Pary, Emilys mother-in-law and not enough of the super hot personal trainer.

just dont make Pary have a go at happen.

She is like a bargain basement Momma Elsa and we dont need another shitty housewife with a zany mother.

That combination never works.

This is the problem with Vicki.

Vicki could avoid all of this with a simple, Im sorry, I didnt mean to hurt you.

I wont do it again.

Thats all she needs to say, thats all she needs to do.

The other problem is that Vicki fundamentally misunderstands the argument.

Vicki thinks that Kellys problem is that Michael is dating someone else.

That is not the problem.

The problem is that Vicki didnt say anything to Kelly.

That is what Kelly is mad about.

Vicki needs to first identify the problem so that she can tell Kelly how wrong she really is.

God, its time to just get Vicki off of this show.

I dont know if I can survive another season with her.

Vicki does not care about that.

Look at what happened with Brooks.

Look at what happened with calling Eddy gay.

She also played it right when she went for a walk with Vicki to venture to explain herself.

OH, and I loved her pink hat, matching top, and turquoise necklace.

The worst part of the whole episode though is when Kelly brought her new man to dinner.

The girls didnt want this.