The Real Housewives of New York City
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Ramona says, If Luann said youre drinking too much … but that is not what Luann said.
She didnt say anything about the amount or frequency of Dorindas drinking.
She said, Youre turning.
in a crowded restaurant in the middle of the day.
She gets drunk way too often, but Sonja only makes a fool ofherself.
If shes going to insult someones vagina, its going to be her own.
She is the kind of drunk I dont mind being around.
The craziest part of all though is that Dorinda wont take credit or responsibility for any of it.
She doesnt see either her drinking or her bad behavior as a problem and continues to excuse it.
Speaking of drinking, the topic then shifted to Luann.
Do we really need to see her clip package?
Couldnt we have just cut this all out and made this two episodes?
We did get some good information from Bethenny about Luann.
Anyone who follows the Housewives closely knows that Dennis hassince died of an overdose.
That is why the New York ladies need to be filmed all the time.
Theyre always only a millimeter away from catastrophe.
I was ready to hear that Sonjas new apartment was inside thathot dog cart swarming with bees.
The other stunning revelation was that the arrest itself might have led to Luann being back in rehab.
Dorinda ends by saying that maybe Luann should get her very own reunion special.
We need year-round coverage.
The final event of the night was that Tinsley spoke.
She didnt say anything at all, even when the conversation was about her.
The last big fight was between Carole and Bethenny.
(Well, maybe not a decade, but at least the past five years.)
Okay, go ahead, every time Carole was trying to talk.
However I am not #TeamCarole anymore.
Im not #TeamBethenny either.
I am #TeamMakeItStop.
It was some from which theyshall not pass!
[Staff slam!]
Andy asked them what caused this rift and neither of them had a good answer.
Someone needed to veer off the road in this game of friendship chicken.
But it never happened.
It is boring because we know it is moot.
It is boring because we know it is over.
Do you want someone to blame?
Blame it on the thing that brought us all here.
Blame it on the thing that is bigger than both of them.
Blame it on the thing that we love more than we love #TeamCarole or #TeamBethenny.
Blame it on the one thing that wont change, and that we would never want to.
