The Real Housewives of New York City
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Everyone agrees that Ramona insisting on being wheeled around for the entire trip is absolutely ludicrous.
(It turns out reality televisionisa contact sport.)
Ramona was in rare form this entire episode.
The way she treats staff still absolutely befuddles me.
I have been waiting ten seasons for someone to do that.
The one thing that did thwart Ramona was Tinsleys convoluted way of assigning the rooms.
Everyone got a Tiffany box with a ribbon tied around it.
As they toured each room, a woman opened a box.
Bethenny is not wrong: It looked like it was a funeral wreath.
Tinsley should have put coins on her eyes and lain underneath it.
God, this guy.
Also, all of these gifts are a little bit tacky.
Scott, the King of Koupon Kabin, apparently has money, but he will never beVogue.
He will never be refined.
He will always be hot dogs and beer to Tinsleys foie gras and champagne.
The one who is really going through it, however, is Bethenny.
Turns out Bethenny is deathly allergic to fish.
Bethenny says that Brian had been texting her nonstop and trying to get together with her.
Bethenny is right to point this out as suspicious.
This guy is clearly a creep and they should all just be like, No thanks!
Instead, Bethenny and Carole are questioning each others motives.
on Carole when hes also trying to bed Bethenny at the same time.
Lets blame him, ladies.
But that is Bethenny for you.
Shes always been this way and she will forever be that way.
Thats why she cant seem to hold onto a friend for longer than three good summers.
Again, everyone is behaving badly all around here.
Shes on the verge of tears and cant seem to adequately express her emotions or get them under control.
Still, you see Bethenny shining through in even her worst moments.
Bethenny never defers to anyone.
She wont apologize to Carole or even address whats really wrong.
Maybe she has no clue.
Ramona had plenty of time for self-reflection when she got stuck in the houses elevator.
She went upstairs to get herself a pair of (ugh!)
flats and the elevator didnt quite travel up to the top floor, as they say.
Ramona hated to miss anything.
She hated to not be in control.
She hated to be inconvenienced, and this elevator was doing all of those things at once.
She thought this might be the end, that she would never see anyone again.
She couldnt feel anything but death and loneliness.
That is what Ramona imagined and that is what she didnt want at all.
