The Real Housewives of New York City
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There is not a modicum of decorum left.
Its all up for discussion now.
I have to admit, I couldnt be happier about this development.
If Ramona ever starts a television-production company, it should be called Poop Smear Productions.
Also thanks to STAM we learned how she deals with dog poop in her backyard.
Isnt that just a metaphor for Sonjas life?
Isnt that just the saddest, most revelatory thing you ever heard?
I know it is.
Why cant she just lower it a bit while the construction is happening?
She can jack the rent back up once its done.
These people are only signing a year lease.
What if we discovered the secret to Ramonas ageless appearance is the dog caca around the house?
What if that was the active ingredient in her skin-care line?
Ramonas redecoration is just white on white on white.
There are more shades of white there than at a midrange spa or a Barry Manilow concert.
Everything is just blandly nice and inoffensive.
I think, perhaps, the countess said it best, Its the coldest place Ive ever seen.
There is no warmth, no charm, no character.
Money cant buy you class.
Bethennys house is entirely tasteful and looks like it would be featured in a magazine.
Not a real interiors magazine likeArchitectural DigestorElle Decorbut something like, you know,Bellamagazine.
The one problem is the closet island.
It makes her look like a Muppet Baby when she stands next to it.
How helpful is that going to be if she cant get all of her purses and accessories on top?
Did you know this about our favorite floozy?
I thought she went to like Bard or Wesleyan and majored in Caburlesque with a minor in cellular botany.
They call this BPD or big package denim.
As my father always said, The best dont brag.
This episode also featured two parties and both of them were quite good, if not necessarily eventful.
The first was Caroles party for the launch ofCosmowhere she wrote an article about running the marathon.
Her ex Adam showed up dressed like 1984 Andre Agassi and has never looked hotter.
Tinsley showed up and dropped some real info on us.
But I forgot all about that, because she was dressed exactly likeBrittany fromDaria.
The most concerning one says that Ramona plans to live to be 100.
You dont want to.
The only ongoing fight we had to worry about this episode is the feud between the countess and Dorinda.
Victoria Denise Gunvalson Jr. Do not ever engage in behavior that might be similar to or comparable to Vickis.
In fact, someone should make a cross-stitched sampler that says, What Wouldnt Vicki Do?
because whatever it is that she wouldnotdo is what you should go ahead and do.
Thank God they did not have this conversation at Ramonas house.
Are these things on?
