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Here at the Real Housewives Institute, we hate to make definite statements.
The only thing more boring than going to a murder-mystery dinner party iswatchinga murder-mystery dinner party.
Its like hearing about someone elses dream or someone elses hangover.
The whole thing is so stupid.
But you know she didnt have to dig deep for that accent.
I Cant Even Be Bothered, who is not as cute but just as young.
They both end up dead, and then Dorinda just goes, Yeah.
There is no reason.
There is no evidence.
After all of that buildup, it just ends like a Viagra that never quite kicked in.
There are two other things that make this one of the worst parties of all time.
The first is that it is 1920s themed.
Just askVictoria Denise Gunvalson.
Why do you even need to bother with this lame activity?
Just look at what happens with Bethenny and Carole.
Instead, Bethenny decides to play a game of semantics with Carole.
She then yells at Carole for not having her facts straight about what happened between her and Adam.
She looks like a thick-headed jerk and she really didnt have to.
Carole is right when she says, You cant parse peoples words like that.
Listening to this was so incredibly frustrating, sort of like trying to take off a wet T-shirt.
If we didnt have that stupid murder mystery, the episode could have focused more of the good stuff.
Honestly, I could have watched Ramona fondle snow globes for another 25 minutes.
I would take that as a class for college credit.
I wouldpayto hear her discuss the science of this.
We didnt need the murder, we didnt need the mystery.
She knew what weekend it was.
She knew where the women were.
She just didnt care.
