The Real Housewives of New York City
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The dinner that these women had was nothing even close to relaxing.
There were just fights upon fights upon fights.
Just as one was calming down, another one would pop up.
It was like the rolling waves of nausea from food sickness.
Apparently Bethenny heard this from her friends at the wedding dress store which … [twirls mustache] interesting.
Tinsley gets defensive, Bethenny gets loud, and its an embarrassment for all of them.
Sonja usually caves under pressure and is cowed by the louder woman, letting them run roughshod over her.
This coalition with Bethenny is working out in Sonjas favor.
What happened next was really odd, though.
Then Bethenny yells at Dorinda for the false platitudes.
What is Bethenny expecting here?
No matter how Dorinda treats Sonja, Bethenny is going to jump down her throat for it.
This season really has created some odd bedfellows.
The oddest pairing of all though was when Carole went to Luanns side after dinner.
These two have always gone together like foie gras and chocolate milk.
I mean the outfit, not that they were hanging out together.
Okay, that too.
That brings us to the last fight at dinner, which was between age-old sparring partners Luann and Ramona.
Ramona initially defended her decision by saying it was a really good picture of them all.
Still you could tell that she doesnt really think she did anything wrong.
Its quite aface journeyshe goes on.
It was like awomans erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.
However both Sonja and Luann accuse her of having fake tears to cover up her ignorance.
Im sorry, I think Ramona really had no idea what she was doing.
Still, incompetence is no defense.
Just ask someone who wore a coat that literally said I dont care to visit a refugee camp.
That fight is just the tip of that particular iceberg though.
Its not like they scheduled a rendezvous, they just ran into each other.
New York is deceptively small like that.
Ramonas defense was that she was there having drinks with Harry Dubin.
Ugh, Harry Dubin, the rogue used Band-Aid you somehow find in an empty shoe.
Palling around with Harry Dubin is no excuse for anything, and Ramona should know better.
(But what are the awful things he said about Luann?
That he was trying to sleep with her when he was dating Sonja?)
(Thanks, kids, Im here all week.)
This poor girl, she doesnt know what to do.
Finally she knows exactly what to do.
She leaves the dining room and makes a call on her cell phone.
she asks again, Hello?
I think you have the wrong number.
