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Guys, this is only the first episode.

She is really doing Gods work and taking the goods that people donate directly to those in need.
It is the best thing that Bethenny has done with her wealth since she hired a stylist.
Also, Tinsley donated $10,000 to the cause.
Ramona only donated $3,000.
Tinsley has got some scratch, yall.
I guess the contract on that relationship is finally up.
They have a very modern arrangement and I am all for that.
If theyre both getting what they need outside of a constrained monogamous construct, then more power to them.
What I am concerned about is Caroles workout habit.
Thats not what concerns me.
Im sorry, but exercising with equipment is an inside activity.
People running outside of parks and designated areas annoys the hell out of me.
Finally, theres Lu.
How do we know?
Why should Carole repay that with kindness?
Um, it can.
It can if she just lets it because she made the whole thing up anyway.
Speaking of Dorindas party, it is quite a mess.
She is not wrong and Sonja was being rude.
Did no one tell her this was a bad idea?
Did she not have one friend who said, You absolutely shouldnt dress like a black person.
This wig looks like something a frat guy would wear to dress up like one of the Harlem Globetrotters.
Its a parody of an Afro.
The packaging for it probably reads Insensitive Urban Wig.
But the worst at the Halloween party is Bethenny.
Im not talking about her Boob-Popping Barbie look, Im talking about her behavior.
I mean, come on.
(Also, Im with Ramona on this.
If your shit is on a highway, it cannot be south of that highway.)
Bethenny takes her cruelty to another level, though.
I mean, come on.
Owning more houses does not mean you know more about real estate.
Then Bethenny says, When you start being successful at something, call me.
Bethenny has been unlikable for a few seasons now and I think that issue is perfectly encapsulated here.
She is no longer aware of how she comes off on camera.
Finally, there was one guest at the party who no one could see.