The Real Housewives Of New York City
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Sadly, that did not happen.
I am not safe.
I needed that footage.
How does a human even make that?
Did someone drop a nugget and then drag it across the ground with an espadrille?
Anyway, the fights reignite almost immediately from where they left off last episode.
Dorinda yells at her not to get involved and Carole tells her to do the same thing.
Carole gets Luann and Dorinda to apologize for the first time, but it doesnt seem to hold.
If there is fault to be claimed here it is almost entirely Dorindas.
Dorinda starts crying and says, I want to be someones safe place.
She can be that, but only when shes sober.
Thats what Luann, and everyone else for that matter, seems to be saying to her.
Dorinda apologizes to Luann for real this time and everything seems hunky dory.
(Imagine if Dory fromFinding Dorywas on steroids and got hunky?
That kind of turns me on.)
The fight that wont seem to resolve itself is this Bethenny and Carole tiff.
I dont understand it.
Carole says that its just that neither of them has any time anymore.
I dont know if I totally believe that.
It does seem that Bethenny is really hurting and I feel bad for her.
How can she not know shes there?
How could no one have stopped her?
The day on the island seems like a lot of fun.
We even hear a producer tell Luann she has to leave her cell phone and get on the boat.
You know its bad when this show acknowledges that it has producers and cameramen.
This thing is chaos.
Its a disaster like we have never seen before.
Dorinda is looking for the life vests and says the boat is taking on water.
An unexplained siren is going off.
This is what we wanted.
This is what weve always wanted.
This is the apocalypse that we hath wrought and it is glorious and it is still not enough.
But eventually the sun must break and the tide must quell.
They all survived, and just barely.
