The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
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Lets start with Teresa, undisputed silverback of this troop.
Margarets renovation remains unfinished; in fact, the ballroom is still decorated forher 50th birthday party.
), and her robe reads Mrs. Fabulous.
Is there a single yard of unlabeled fabric anywhere on the property?
This is thesecond timeI have witnessed this procedure performed on Bravo in the last month.
Only one more punch on my loyalty card and Ill be medically licensed to rejuvenate vaginas myself!
My dearest, Dolores (with a comma after dearest), is unhappily empty-nesting.
But theres been a hiccup in the long-con rom-com (long-com-ron-con?)
that is their co-parenting relationship.
Keeping this secret has eroded both her trust in him and her confidence in their financial future.
Melissas planning a big birthday party to commemorate the last year of my threes.
But no, shes turning 39.
Melissa and her contractor husband Joe go over to Margaret and her contractor husband Joes house for dinner.
Did someone get killed on camera at the pajama party and the editors had to destroy the evidence?
This is so funny, Melissa says, but does not laugh.
Dolores and Teresa meet for lunch, even if Teresas restrictive diet (Keto Guido!)
She says he would pump iron likeJersey Shore.
I am ready for myRHONJprequel, hey.
As part of her training regimen, Teresa has cut out alcohol.
Teresa laughs pleasantly at this, just as wed all hope ourmatrons of honorwould.
There we meet our two new cast members, Jackie Goldschneider and Jennifer Aydin.
In Siggys absence, Im happy to report Dolores and Margaret have given their relationship a fresh start.
Dolores even invites her along to a girls outing to a hatchet-throwing bar.
(RHONYthrew hatchets, like, four years ago, you guys.
Is the Hudson River really that wide a cultural gulf?)
With Melissas blessing, Danielle smashes the top tier into Joes face.
I tell you, what a good piece of cake does.
