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How do you solve a problem like Kim D.?
If youre Teresa, you scream, Youre lucky Im on probation, bitch.
Siggy and Dolores maintain that they dont regret walking in thePosche fashion showand that Kim D. remains their friend.
That sounds a little … embezzle-y.
Free idea for a 12:51 a.m.SNLsketch: a commercial for Teresa Giudices tax-prep firm.
But Tre isnt finished, next accusing Kim D. of running a prostitution company.
Prostitution company is the mood for 2018; prostitution whore wasso2009.
I would have no problem being a madam, she says.
a previous Posche fashion show.
For once, she is vindicated.
How is Siggy coping with empty-nest syndrome?
Shes thinking about retiring to Boca.
In response to a fan question, she defends her choice tohost a plastic surgeon at her female-empowerment retreat.
Siggys advice: Everybody has a credit card.
You live life once.
Do what you have to do.
It is thanks to this logic that I have spent five figures on burritos ordered via Seamless.
She maintains this is common business practice in their industry.
Everything that I teach my kids not to be is her, says Siggy.
Dolores and Dr. David are still an item.
This elicits a gasp from the group, but no, dont be fooled.
They are not, in fact, sexing one another; Dolores is simply toying with my emotions.
I am both Lindsay Lohan and/or Hayley Millss characters inThe Parent Traplevel invested in their reconciliation.
Where could we go from here but to Welcome back, scumbag?
Was Danielle telling the truth when she said Dolores warned her that Teresa only cares about money?
I do think my beloved Dolores must have said something a little more than innocuous.
I dont think any of your intentions were ill, Danielle acknowledges.
For a moment, it seems like they just might be able to patch things up.
Same as it ever was.
Did Kim D. build concentration camps?Siggyasks, rhetorically.
Also, you know, shes apologized.
at Margaret exactly four times in a row.
No one dares to throw it this time, although Teresa does smushes her slice into Andys face.
Can I lick it off?
