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Hello and greetings from the Real Housewives Institute.
The womens trip to Oklahoma continues at Margarets friend Pollys house, and Jennifer couldnt manage to be ruder.
As all of the women point out, shes continuously bragging about how rich and glamorous she is.
Its the largest house in Paramus!
Is that E on the end of Grille ironic or something?
Jennifer is more concerned with people trying to rob her than people are with actually trying to rob her.
She thinks she needs that level of security because whowouldntwant to take her things.
Um, just about every single criminal.
What does she even have in her house that they would want to steal?
(Donald J. Trump has similar misconceptions.)
[Car screeching to a halt, slamming into a wall, and bursting into flames sound effect.]
What is this woman even talking about?
That makes no sense.
The saddest part about all of this is that you know Jennifer hasnt done that even once.
Shes just saying all of this shit to impress the other women.
They are, in fact, quite the opposite.
Its like when someone at the local PTA says that they have a close personal relationship with Vladimir Putin.
Thats exactly how I feel about Jennifer and her damn random bag checks.
All of that said, Jennifer is exactly what this show needed after the last few seasons.
I want to see that less than I want to see Margarets mothers enflamed stitches from her plastic surgery.
I think were going to see that Jennifer is like Kelly Dodd.
Thank God for Jennifer, who at least seems interesting and complicated.
I cant watch Teresa anymore.
First of all her hair is too blonde and I dont like it.
Secondly, I take no joy in her being an idiot.
Teresa needs to get her digital life together.
But the rest of the women smile, showing off their cows to the unimpressed crowd.
