The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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Jennifer tries to defend her tequila-enhanced jewelry appraisal with some kind of ill-considereddrunk words are sober thoughtsline of argument.
No, Melissa explains, You say stupid shit.
Theres a reason her stepkids dont speak to her, she says, which, ouch.
Melissa points out that its unnecessarily malicious to involve Margarets children.
Beware, just fucking beware, Danielle snaps, storming off.
It doesnt bother me where the fuck he sleeps!
Whether its in his girlfriends bed or not, Marge says.
This touched a nerve, to say the least.
When Jennifer comes back, Margaret tells her as much and apologizes.
The next day, the women are forced to ride camels on the beach.
The general mood is one of unease.
The guide teaches the women to feed the camels jicama from their own mouths,Lady and the Trampstyle.
Between monkey assholes and camel lips, this season ofRHONJcounts as anatomy course credit toward your veterinary degree.
They are not around you!
Danielle screams and screams until Margaret throws a glass of red wine redwine!Shades of Tamra!
In the immediate aftermath, Melissa and Teresa accuse each other of drinking Margarets and Danielles respective Kool-Aid.
Drunk Jen doesnt appreciate this.
Weirder flex, not okay: Jen proceeds to indeed smash a glass and wave the broken stem around.
I guess the decor for Jennifers red-themed anniversary party will be painted in the blood of her frenemies.
