The Real Housewives of Dallas
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Their future anniversary: April 27.
Newly minted bosslady DAndra is deeply moved to hear that her mother is proud of her.
Stephanie is planning a raucous frat party to send Travis off for his month at Harvard Business School.
She will later elaborates that shedidhave sex in a frat house.
Just not on the floor, I guess.
Beer pong is a must, as are funnels and Jell-O shots galore.
Stephanies even springing for a foam-filled bouncy house.
You see, college means spring break.
Spring break means Mexico.
And they always have foam pits in Mexico, right?
Lets get #ThePeacefulBitchThatYouAllHaveBeenDealingIsBackHomeBangingTheShitOutOfThatTibetanSingingBowlAndBitchLeeAnneShowedUpToKickAllYallsAsses trending on social media!
Kameron is going down with the H.M.S.
I am not sure LeeAnne has seenClueless.
LeeAnne briefly debates Stephanie as to whether herfalse claimsof cloning Brandis phone constitutes a lie or a joke.
(White House Press Secretary LeeAnne Locken has a nice ring to it, doesnt it?)
Brandi insists this is dumb, because then why would she have handed the phone back over?
Because, LeeAnne retorts, she would have used Find My iPhone and traced it to Brandis room.
Do you think youre better than than the rest of us?
Brandi asks, getting in LeeAnnes face.
This is by now a full-blown scene, which at least one Party Rando is filming on his phone.
Brandi takes it upon herself to kick LeeAnne out.
You better kiss your own ass and fucking hit the door!
she shouts, using two expressions that I am pretty sure do not exist in the English language.
In that moment, LeeAnne utterly transforms.
She snarls and whispers, Try me, and emphatically does not leave.
she shouts at her enemys distant form.
Be a motherfucking victim that you created for yourself!
Way harsh, Tai.
I cant hear you, God, and you have fucking left me.
I am so fucking alone.
And I dont know what to do!
But Not Satan doesnt even notice.
In Carys view, Brandi intentionally pushed LeeAnnes buttons.
Brandi may have started it, as LeeAnne says, butshecertainly finished it.
The other woman leap into the cleansing foam, like Aphrodite being born again for a new season.
