The Real Housewives of Dallas
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Who would have thought that a group outing to a location literally called theAnger Roomcould have gone so poorly?
(To be clear,I love this toilet.)
And then, for some reason, a baby kangaroo wearing a diaper appears.
LeeAnne poses in look after look after look during a video shoot for her convertibleInfinity Dress.
I will die here, my only legacy the blob of thigh fear-sweat stained into my couch.
You guys are sparkling every day!
Which happens to be the affirmation I say aloud to myself in the mirror every morning.
Most pivotally, were all off to a party for a pop-up for Brandis Brandi Land clothing line.
Think caftan wrap dresses in jewel tones and foliage prints.
Um, you were both wrong, Cary replies without hesitating.
Kameron accuses Cary of pointing a finger at her, then moments later points her own finger at Cary.
Cary and Kameron make up, too.
The sun rises on spa day.
Does every woman in Dallas have a closet full of monogrammed, impossible-to-regift party favors?
Callie-Roo the kangaroo constitutes the marsupial branch of the welcoming committee.
I have so many questions.
Who is the kangaroo keeper?
How did they find him?
Why did he come here?
Why does he have a kangaroo?
If not, why did he bring the kangaroo?
If so,why did he bring the kangaroo?
Is the kangaroo okay?
Do I, personally, need to be calling some kind of Texas animal control agency?
As LeeAnne says, I am 100% sure that this aint legal.
Brandi and Cary split off to get manis; LeeAnne and Stephanie get massages.
I give Cary Guess What?
they forgot to include in the final cut of the episode.
