The Real Housewives of Dallas
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after she went to bed last night.
Scandinavia 1, America 0.
That said, theyve actually been kind of, I hate to jinx it, getting along.
An extremely timely rainstorm opens up over the restaurant.
DAndras over-it exterior eventually softens, and she too sheds tears.
It really is my deepest desire that today we can move forward, she says.
And just like that, the sun reappears.
A little on the nose of you, the weather, but sure.
Apparently gunning for a producer credit, Cary reminds everyone about the Wicked Witch comparison.
I should have just called you a wicked bitch instead of a wicked witch, she says.
Carys expression is about what Id expect from someone whod stuck a fork into an electrical outlet.
The next day, its time to meet the rest of the Christensen cousins!
and Mark (whatever!)
have flown out to join them.
Cary is moved to tears, especially when Mark FaceTimes her dad, his co-conspirator.
Cary is eager to do so in the local fashion, i.e., naked.
You dont get privacy?!
Zuri screams, as a fisherman looks on.
As Stephanie puts it, there are vaginas and franks everywhere.
At least she was, until she saw LeeAnne filming the proceedings on her phone.
On the ride back to the hotel, Brandi demands LeeAnne delete the video.
LeeAnne insists she was harmlessly recording for posterity, which Im sure the Library of Congress will appreciate.
Given their fraught history, Brandi isnt crazy to be paranoid about what LeeAnne might do with this footage.
Or, as she puts it, her frenemy is a manipulative fucking bitch.
Is that a pejorative reference to LeeAnnes ill-begotten boob job?
(Miss you,Dr.
I lose another five minutes to wondering whatnecroticsunny-side up eggs would look like.
As she says, she didnt make any attempt to hide that she was filming.
And, huh-duh, it would be pretty obvious who was responsible if such a video ever did surface.
Time will tell, but so far, she seems to be mostly succeeding at being zen.
In a confessional, LeeAnne theorizes that Brandi is always trying to prove the existence of Old LeeAnne.
LeeAnne just control[s] her better.
Thats the Hulks secret: Shes always angry.
