The Real Housewives of Dallas
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This weeksReal Housewives of Dallasdelivers.

Does this mean he doesnt really want to get married?
Does this mean she doesnt really want to get married?
At first, I didnt ask you to just ask you is all the encouragement Rich offers.
(C-minus, see me after class.)
As for the date, theyre sure that it will go ahead and set itself organically!
She cheerily asks the kids if people will want to buy it.
No, her daughter answers.
Cary and Mark, meanwhile, check in on their renovation-in-progress.
So look forward to that storyline, I guess.
The group heads to Fort Worth to celebrate rodeo enthusiast DAndras birthday.
), she ends up burping, coughing, and retching, in approximately that order.
But for the most part, hers are happy tears.
She describes feeling like shes at a crossroads in her life.
Her newly forged, give-no-fucks friendship with Brandi seems like a lovely way to get started.
Kameron, too, suggests that DAndra needs to consider who she associates herself with.
Um, you merely married into Dallas society; DAndra was molded by it.
How dare she so carelessly denigrate the timeless art form that is butt darts.
Look, I stan Brandi and DAndras (DBrandra?)
All who would stand in its way are mine enemies.
Glass houses are glass houses, even ones with a Highland Park address.
Then she segues into a combination worm-air-hump-bridge-pose-somersault dance move on the bars visibly damp floor.
Drunk LeeAnne is, you might say,about to turn.