The Real Housewives of Dallas
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Professional event co-hostKameron has invited some of her gal pals to the opening of a charity friends boutique.
But theyre not, interrupts LeeAnne, who you might say is not being conscious of her words.
Anyway, LeeAnne would like everyone to know shes being bullied.
(By my math, she is the second most bullied person in the world.)
I sense some Slap ChopTM editing went into this scene.
Because girls were mean.
Im not going to stick my head back in the fucking locker again, people.
This woman paints pictures with words and I really do treasure her.
Tomorrow, LeeAnne and DAndra will be forced into close proximity at Dees compulsory cooking lesson.
What if no one died?
And are we really, really 100 percent positive its a good idea to give LeeAnne a knife?
Oh my God, is this a backdoor pilot forThe Real Husmdreof Copenhagen?
Is Cary related to Scandinavias Erika Jayne?
(This is a trick question.
Erika Jayne is every countrys Erika Jayne.)
Its not like shes fetching herlate husbands cremainsor something.
They FaceTime with Carys parents to share the good news.
Im happy, her dad says, neutrally.
Stephanie continues to panic about Traviss impending one-month edu-vacation to Harvard.
But diamonds are a girls best anxiety reliever, next to Ativan.
(Odd that they didnt wait for the traditional17-year vow renewal, no?)
This $41,500 eternity band should do the trick!
The baby demonstrates his approval by passing gas with a beatific smile on his face.
Then, in a few years, Ryan Murphy can make season 17 ofFeudabout it.
Dees cooking class is upon us, held at the home of her best friend of 40 years.
The male partners are on hand, too, plus Kameron and Court brought along Westcott family matriarch Jimmy.
The upside of cooking lessons with your nemesis is that the stress eating couldnt be more convenient.
She should have taken a second cookie when she had the chance.
DAndra takes the three-inch logical leap required to suspect Jimmy was specifically invited to give her a verbal time-out.
), so of course there is a reveal party.
(That said, Rich made it.
DAndra has been quietly steaming about Kamerons enlisting Jimmy to reprimand her since the cooking lesson.
I fight the fight myself.
Im actually really shocked you were offended by it … Thats, like, insane.
Im offended, says Kameron, more than a little melodramatically.
Kameron leaves in a huff.
Im completely done, she tells Cary outside.
Shes being a crazy bitch.
