The Real Housewives of Dallas
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That would save us so much time on semantic non-fights precipitated solely by somebody mishearing what somebody else said.
Exhibit A: Thehooked upvs.hung outJames-Kristen kerfuffle on the last season ofVanderpump Rules.
Exhibit B: The plotline that opens this episode ofThe Real Housewives of Dallas.
They all make up, including Stephanie and Kameron, just in time to snowmobile.
Kamerons pink itinerary waits for no one.
It actually feels really good on the vagina, Brandi observes of her high-powered metal steed.
If not Kameron, maybe the snowmobile can be hernumber two.
The gang pauses to enjoy the beautiful view at 12,000 feet.
), but also reveals that she herself has ADHD.
Finally, both women are ready for a fresh start.
(As far as I know: No, that is not a thing.)
Kam has preordered all the gals uncharacteristically indulgent lunches of burgers and fries.
There is no way that this is true, and if it is, Im moving.
Back at the very luxurious Westcott murder house, the raucous good vibes continue.
First up is the interview.
Can you tell me something you like to do with your hands?
I dont like to make anyone uncomfortable, even if theyre gaseous, DAndra says, with a curtsy.
Brandi invites the two hopefuls for the crown to ask each other a question, too.
Shes worried about pushing him too hard and damaging the relationship.
Everyone else at the table strikes an objectively appropriate, supportive tone, but DAndra is just getting started.
He loves you and you love him.
If thats not it you should probably tell us what it is.
In the morning, the women move on to the talent portion of pageant.
(Like Miss America, we have evolved past the need for a swimsuit competition.)
Nevertheless, I enjoyed myself.
DAndra is crowned the winner, if only because she did not do, well, that.
