The Real Housewives of Dallas
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Dallass tiniest male debutante has made his society debut!
Maybe Bruin is like positively chargedGhostbustersmood slime in teensy, ginger form.
This fight reminds me of a dumber version of Lisa Rinnassupposed Xanax smoothie addiction.
Enough with the miracle of human life; its time for a vacation!
Kameron invites everyone to Courts familys house in Beaver Creek, Colorado.
(I mean, I have at least one idea.)
Beaver Liquors is clearly leaning into the double entendre, based on their racks upon racks of vagina-themed merchandise.
Brandi and Stephanie stealthily purchase a poster depicting some outdoor cunnilingus with the most 90s beer commercial aesthetic imaginable.
(Spoiler for the rest of this episode: No.)
Badger, badger, badger!
Honey badger dont care, except that she clearly does, and very much so.
Ive only been with one person my entire life, she says.
You could be number two.
My vagina is superclean!
Eventually, Brandi attacks Kamerons nose with smooches, looking not unlike she might eat her face.
This could not have less to do with her.
And so Kameron begins to shout, Take back what you just said!
Take back what you just said!
cementing her place in future textbooks as the most annoying person to fight with in history.
Brandi, by this point, is sobbing in bed, saying she wants to go home.
Kameron wants Stephanie out.
And to think, we got all this drama while LeeAnne was snoozing peacefully upstairs.
Im so proud of everyone.
