The Real Housewives of Dallas
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Steel yourselves, because this week well be spending a lot of time with theReal Housekids of Dallas.
Too much time, you ask?
There is no such thing.
Children are precious, the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon, etc.
in an effort to make Mom eat one of their fresh-from-the-oven baked goods in one bite.
Let the record reflect that this is the most I have ever liked Kameron.
Shes come to make peace.
Im 77 years old.
I go to bed and I think, Do I really want to continue this battle?
Youre all I have, she says, tearfully.
Just go ahead and keep building the company.
I dont need it.
DAndra cries and holds her mothers hand.
hey mail me a check (gold-plating optional) if you disagree.
Do you walk down the aisle or do you stand and wait?
Her beloved thrice divorced responds, Usually when I get married, Im already down there.
Haters wont appreciate this joke, but whatever, this is legitimately funny and also Rich is hot.
Everyones dogs are invited, as are their kids.
LeeAnne accidentally eats an appealingly frosted dog biscuit, as was probably inevitable.
Even this is not enough to convince DAndra to stop ignoring her.
Time to shake the information tree and see what kind of overripe fruit falls down!
A righteous retribution is surely coming Brandis way, but LeeAnne has more important relationships to attend to first.
The next day, DAndra and LeeAnne finally get together.
When will it be?
(November … or maybe spring, LeeAnne answers noncommittally).
Do you feel like hes going to stay married to you?
Do you feel like hes faithful?
I certainly hope not.
