The Real Housewives Of Dallas

Save this article to read it later.

Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection.

Anyhoo, welcome back to Dallas, yall!

Article image

After what we learned about herstruggle with fertilitylast year, this is genuinely really sweet to see.

was Brandis response, which is perfect.

Just how many Housewives have an association with FIT?

Can you imagine Kameron befriending Ramona and Sonja at an alumni mixer?

Yet obv-cours-iously Dee wouldntthinkof missing her daughters anniversary party.

I too enjoy amusement parks!

You might say shes on the warpath for peace, so, I guess, the peacepath?

name of David Sunshine.

Ive learned recently that theres a place in your mind called the amygdala, LeeAnne lectures David Sunshine.

And if you are abused or tortured as a child, it grows exponentially.

So my amygdala takes any, any threat and just wont tolerate it.

According to LeeAnne, the DallasFort Worth metroplexs preeminent neuroscientist, monks can even shrink their amygdalae through meditation.

Thank you for your patience.

First on her apology hit list is Cary, who reluctantly agrees to a diner peace summit.

Could these two be … bonding?

They even ceremonially lay down their swords, a.k.a.

Why dont they just go ahead and get married?

To this I say: Hmm.

Dee shows up to DAndras party with a lovely gift, a big smile, and a terrible attitude.

At some point between Dee telling her date (again: who is this person?)

that shes been engaged 14 times (thats 0.7 metricDanielle Staubs!)

Heres to one day you and I making asses of ourselves together, LeeAnne toasts to Stephanie.

Maybe shes misjudged her, Stephanie thinks!

Maybe Stephanie is a little drunk and just in a really good mood, I think!

Still: Are we to expect that everyone is going to get along swimmingly this season?

Of course they arent.

Based on LeeAnne and, ahem, especially Richs expressions, they emphatically will not be.