The Real Housewives of Dallas
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Im saying this to her in front of everyone because thats what shes done to me!

Behind my back, to everyall of you!
And now Im saying it in front of all of you, to her!
(I got a 720!)
Brandi storms out of the restaurant, but not before telling L.A.L.
Seeing Brandi in pain initiates a guilt meltdown launch sequence in Stephanie.
There is a Mobius strip of sorries happening here.
(Summon the Congressional Necromancer: JFK needs to write one moreProfile in Courage!)
In an extreme failure of branding, neither of the milkshakes she brings over to Carys house is pink.
Kameron is here to update to Cary on a development the cameras apparently neglected to capture.
(Theyalready missedthe queen of the friend group fight earlier this season!)
As Cary will say, this makes LeeAnne sound clinically insane.
The security aspect of cyber is very, very tough.
LeeAnne is debuting the LInfinity dress (the La Trattoria?)
at a fashion show, to which, Brandi, shockingly, is not invited.
In case you forgot, LeeAnnes ultimate little black dress can be worn 175 different ways.
I might have named this garment the LSleeves myself, but whatever, its a hit!
in front of a generic city backdrop, playing on a wall-mounted screen.
This is the quality animation of a PC game circa 1995.
Its a jab, DAndra says.
asks Cary, speaking for all of us.
This Thanksgiving, I am thankful for black-hat LeeAnne Locken.