The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

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Thats because this fight is about absolutely nothing.

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But, at least with Ancestry, one eventually comes to an origin.

There is no origin here.

Somehow it all goes back to Pantygate, the Big Bang of all fights on this show, apparently.

This fight is like Hillarys emails.

Finally, Dorit says, Are there more things I want to say to Kyle?

What more could she possibly say?

What is she even angry about?

What are any of them angry about?

Jesus, just let this go.

If she didnt want an explosion, she shouldnt have lit the fuse.

We have so many more important things to talk about, like the Beverly Beach fashion show.

Guys, that fashion show.

I mean, who was even at this thing?

What was the surprise supposed to be?

These people knew they were going to a fashion show.

Of course there was going to be a catwalk and seating.

Was that supposed to be some kind of surprise?

You could tell that no one was wowed because of course they werent.

There are all sorts of empty seats in the front row, which is why we have seat assignments.

Its as much to do with hierarchy as making sure there are no gaps when the pictures are published.

You failed, Cory.

Well, not all of them.

Was this some kind of charity buy?

Where would she take this?

I have so many questions.

I need the whole next season devoted entirely to this bag.

That is absolutely insane and I feel awful for her because of that.

No one wants their house robbed, especially when there is a REAL HOUSEWIFE Birkin inside.

There was one little title card we didnt get to see in the finale, though.

There was one table set up with candles on it, but they were not really candles.

This is Beverly Beach.