The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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This week on our favorite show,Rich Women Doing Things, the rich women did things.
(For real $300 is a reasonable price.)
However, I dont believe her whole I dont have that much money bullshit.
She has a several-million-dollar house in Beverly Hillsanda beach house in Dana Point, California.
They may attempt to be like, Its a cottage, but come on.
Teddi is doing a lot better than she lets on.
Not to sound like Lisar, but you ladies need to own it.
you gotta own that you own it.
And by it, I mean a whole lot of expensive real estate.
Does she mean her fake career as an accountability coach?
(And its not by being an accountability coach.)
I wouldnt necessarily say I like Teddi, but I dont mind her.
However, she is not of this world.
I just dont think shes up for the manipulation and bitchery necessary for a life in the reality-television arts.
Despite Lisas prodding, Teddi left it at that.
She wasnt trying to create drama.
She was just trying to express her sincere emotions.
Dorit hears that Teddi is trying to create conflict.
My friends dont do things they dont want to do to impress someone, she says.
And if they do, they are putting the wrong foot forward.
Talk about doing things just to impress people.
Dorit mentions that she does notice which glass is used, and Lisa says so does she.
She made Teddi uncomfortable in her own house.
That is the opposite of good manners.
That is barbarism at its worst.
I nearly died when Dorit decided to bring this up later at the birthday party.
Everyone was having a good time, and Dorit must have been itching for a fight or something.
If Im less formal than you, dont freak out at me.
Dorit then literally says, If somethings not a big deal, I dont say it.
But we all know Dorit said it.
We know that she said it multiple times.
We saw it on national televisionlast week.
That is when Dorit turns this all around on Teddi, claiming that shes being insulting and a liar.
Um, that escalated quickly.
This just makes Dorit look absolutely bananas.
The irony of that, obviously, would be lost on Dorit.
I have never loved Kyle more.
Then Dorit ends the fight by saying, For Gods sake, its a glass.
Jesus, just let it go.
Instead of addressing the glass thing, maybe think about how you made Teddi uncomfortable.
As for the party itself, it is pretty successful.
Is it totally over the top and maybe a little bit tacky?
I would have been like Lisa and said, Girl, stick to what you do best.
Not only does Erika give herself and her time, she also gives Mikey.
That is the best birthday gift she could have possibly given PK.
Mikey does not mess around.
He shows up to wiggle his hips, pop his lips, and throw down his chips.
(I needed a third thing that rhymed.)
Dorit really steps up her game, too.
Overall, the party seems like a good time, and Dorit looks amazing in her sequined ruffled jumpsuit.
Not all of her looks translate that well, but this one is absolutely stunning.
she screamed, as her arms flew into the air and she scrambled to stay on her perch.
I know I missed the boat, but I thought Id see them leaving.
