The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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This week on our favorite show,Rich Women Doing Things, the rich women did things.
But mostly, the women fought, as they are wont to do.
Man, did this fight confuse me.
It all starts when Lisa Vanderpump has the lawsuit against her and her husband dismissed.
That is good news indeed for Mx.
(Dorit issointo Mercury in Retrograde.)
Dorit says Kyle shouldnt have said anything, because a friend doesnt do that.
Dorit has a weird idea of what friends do.
But no, Dorit is like Trump: Its either total loyalty or get out.
Kyle starts crying and then Dorit says, Well, now I feel awful!
and runs over to comfort Kyle.
It seems like this is what sets Lisa off.
But the reaction does seem outsized.
Lisa says she wouldnt do that at all.
The rest of us say, Hmmmm.
How do they know?
Because they watched a few dozen episodes ofDr.
Philand now they can diagnose everyone?
(She didnt do that, but doesnt it seem like she would?)
All of that happened in one episode and Im still kinda like, What happened?
Did it make a dent?
Do any of us care?
Is this whole enterprise really that shallow?
And if the latter is true, do I need to stop watching this show altogether?
One reason I wont stop watching is because of Erika Jayne.
to the idea that Teddi is having a potluck, well, that is all she needs to do.
That and when the Kyle vs. Lisa vs. Dorit fight is breaking out, she says, Um.
It is absolutely perfect.
It is what all of us were thinking and we had Erika to drive it home for us.
Finally, she found the door labeled Lisa Rinna and saw that it was slightly ajar.
Lisa, Eileen Davidson asked, with a slight knock as the door swung open.
Are you in there?
