The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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Im not talking about her getting drunk at Kyles dinner party in the dark.
Im talking about her addiction to wearing unnecessary accessories on her head.
As pioneering head minimalist Susan Powter told us,stop the insanity!
Dorit continues to drive me insane.
Let us first address her drunken behavior at Kyles dinner.
I mean, thats basically all there is to say about it.
It culminates in her shouting, Youre a giant cunt, Camille, at St. Camille of Grammer.
It is dumb because it is apropos of nothing.
It shouldnt hurt Camilles feelings since there is absolutely no weight in those words.
It is just the drunk ramblings of an aging party girl.
But you know it is bad.
On the staff ofBHLis another contributor who is, well, hes different.
No, its not because hes gay and likes to wear jewelry.
Its not because he dresses like Dr. Watson on his way to the train station.
Im just going to say it: Hes a ginger.
Its a very common concern that everyone totally relates to.
God knows I do.
Im of two minds about this.
But I also think that, well, the pictures werent great.
Dorit wanted it to look likeVogue Taiwanand instead she getsRegional Luxury Publication Monthly.
Dorit isnt entirely wrong.
Speaking of which, I wish I was on Lisar and Erikas trip to Tokyo.
It looks like they are just having so much fun.
They are more delicious than eating a banana split out ofMichael B.
1 highlight of the trip is when Erika and Lisa have dinner with Delilah and The Other One.
Erika admits that she doesnt understand it at all.
But as Erika and Lisar were having dinner, across town an old woman was still playing her mandolin.
She knew that life is like that.
That reality is like that.
That we need everything similar but a little bit different to weave the great dramatic tapestry of life together.
