The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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This week on our favorite show,Rich Women Doing Things, the rich women did things.
They mourned the loss of their oldest and best daughters by replacing them with puppies.
They said, I love you a lot.
More than a bunch of straight dudes after seeing a midnight showing ofThe Big Lebowskiat an Alamo Drafthouse.
Thats how much they said, I love you.
After that episode aired, I remembered Malan fromProject Runway.
Well, the next day it was removed.
So I added it again.
The next day it was removed, so I added it again.
Repeatedly I added it and repeatedly it was deleted.
I take it as a small victory.
That probably means they are sold exactly nowhere.
I have no idea.
That pizza is not for the models.
He isproudto be on reality television.
Shes wearing a white blazer and high-waisted beige pants and she just looks freaking amazing.
The women of Beverly Hills do not just go headfirst into the problem and yell and scream about it.
Its much more indirect and low-key.
These are rich women doing things, not crazy impatient bitches haranguing each other.
However, I would love to see Bethenny and Lisa go toe to toe on a season together.
I think that Lisa would absolutely cream Bethenny, but thats just me.
Im still not entirely sure what the fight between Lisa, Kyle, and Dorit was all about.
Lisa is totally right that the problem is that groups of three never work.
No matter how hard you try, one person is always left out.
Ive been in a lot of threeways and this is absolutely right.
But you cant do four either, because then its just like two groups of two people pairing off.
If you want to have good group sex, you need five at a minimum.
The same is true of friendships.
Ive never tried that.)
Back in L.A., Teddi is surprisingly the most astute about the whole situation.
She also tells Lisa that maybe she should apologize to Kyle for not having her back in New York.
She tells Lisa not to make it about their relationship with Dorit, but just her relationship with Kyle.
Lisa takes Kyle out to lunch and does exactly that and all is fixed.
Its like, God, what is wrong with these women?
Why cant they just get over it?
I think it came when Kyle pulled out her old chestnut, You treat me to a different standard.
But they clink glasses and all is forgiven for now.
Thank God, because I really want to move past this.
and snapped his fingers in the air.
I dont know about this, Eileen said.
These women are my friends.
They really want me back.
No, they arent.
No, they dont, the woman said.
This is the only way.
They got rid of you.
They kicked you out and this is the only thing that is going to make them listen.
You go out there and you do this.
Take back your power, take back what is rightfully yours.
I just want to go to the party, Eileen said.
Listen, the woman said, taking both of Eileens hands within her own.
I want that for you too.
And I will invite you wherever you want.
I have a party in the Hamptons every summer and it’s possible for you to come.
Kathy Wakile will be there and Cindy Barshop.
Sometimes Lynne Curtin comes if she can afford a plane ticket.
And Jules Wainstein and Joyce Giraud.
You took her place.
These are all your friends.
These are all your new friends.
All of your new friends are counting on you.
She opened the door and walked toward the store.
