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This week on our favorite show,Rich Women Doing Things, the rich women did things.
They renovated their houses and dealt with rat-poop problems in their kitchens.
They won the blue ribbon at a riding event attended by their friends in ridiculous outfits.
Speaking of which, who is this queen whom Erika Jayne got to write her book?
Hes like an evil spirit that was created when Tennessee Williams jerked off into the Atlantic Ocean.
She says, I read some of his pieces and I liked his voice.
Hes smart and funny and I reached out with him to co-author my book.
I wanted to reach out and slap that dummy right upside his curly head.
Thats not the kind of insightful question that a journalist should ask his subject.
Erika seems like shes working very hard on this book and its going to be very exciting and revealing.
I would buythis book.
But I dont know why shes paying this guy a salary.
The nerve of this guy!
Who else can we talk shit about?
How about Kyle Richards, who is going on vacation to get away from her home renovation?
Now, there is nothing wrong with renovating ones home.
Mostly, though, the person we have to pick on is Dorit.
Dorit also invited Erika to her party, even though the two were mortal enemies last season.
Its like were all moving on.
It was pretty adorable.
He calls all the women bad guy!
Um, no, girl.
This is a dirty field outside of San Diego.
And shes the one making fun of the other womens fashions!
But the biggest reason we have to make fun of Dorit is her Hermes china.
Thats why she has a Birkin collection.
Yes, Birkins are nice, but its the kind of handbag that a woman like Dorit issupposedto have.
Who needs more than one?
Why not go and find an equally expensive bag that really expresses your sense of style?
Its just like her $19,000 Hermes china.
She needed plates that read, I am very, very, very rich.
(Just kindly dont ask where the money is coming from.)
That is more basic than eating a cupcake after having your birthday party at SoulCycle.
Its not like she even needed the china to have Teddi and her hottie husband over for dinner anyway.
They could have used fancy paper plates and made it like a barbecue theme.
She could have gotten some really cute Moroccan-inspired dishes to go with the Moroccan dish she made for dinner.
This is after Teddi had lunch with Lisar and found her perfectly lovely.
Yes, this is going to be Dorits big problem on the show.
The invitation said 9 p.m.!
But no one could hear.
They were all outside huddled around the table far out of earshot.
Eileen Davidson shouted once again.
But no one answered.
