The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

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This week on our favorite PBS documentaryRich Women Doing Things, the rich women did things.

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That scene with Lisa and Ken at their dog shop is totally nuts.

Of all the things the rich women did, this was, by far, the absolutely most insane.

Also, no one wants to eat just sprinkles.

It gives me that awful sensation of being trapped.

But instead of being tickled, its like Im being force-fed cold dan dan noodles with boogers in them.

I agree with Dorit that Teddi calling and asking her to come early so they could talk is stupid.

I mean, just talk on the damn phone.

She has no idea what show she sold her soul to be on, now does she?

As for the content of their actual argument, who the hell cares?

Dorit was late and wont apologize and is attacking Teddi for stating the fact that she was late.

Doesnt someone have the email where they set this up?

Isnt there a text confirming the time?

Someone has the receipts.Show us the damn receipts.

It was the same when she messed up apologizing to St. Camille of Grammer.

First of all, she should have waited until after Camille got her facial at Teddis Glam Circle.

That way she would have been nice and relaxed and forgiving.

But theabsoluteworst of it all is Dorit getting all pissy about the glass that her rose was poured in.

I mean, Jesus Christ.

Who the hell cares?

Just drink your wine and shut the hell up.

Yes, shutting the hell up also applies to not letting anyone touch your face at a facial party.

she asked the gnome-like man in the Skin Lab T-shirt.

I was told to ask for Josh.

Actually, its Joshua, he said, pronouncing his name like Josh-oo-wah and with a slight lisp.

Am I too late for the facials?

I had such a rough day on set, I could really use one.

But none of the women did want our services, so I guess I can spare one.

She wriggled her way onto the table, jumpsuit, clogs, and all, and made herself comfortable.