The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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Oh, and they all, almost to a woman, refused to eat veal.
The trip to Germany continues to be a little dull, but at least things pick up this episode.
Lisar) but doesnt.
Erika, Lisa, and Dorit start off shopping at KaDeWe, which is a huge German department store.
I dont quite understand why the women go shopping at places like this while theyre on vacation.
Lisar tries to calm her horse by saying, Ho.
Put your legs in and your body back.
Teddi saved the day.
Shedoesknow what shes doing.
Oh man, Im falling for Teddi arent I?
Things dont go nearly as well for Kyle and her horse allergy.
It would be easy to say, If youre allergic to horses, dont get on them!
Things get especially heightened when youre away from familiar things and arent sure that there is relief in sight.
Im sure that is what led to her panic attack.
But we know it was bad because we actually see the production van and the crew members.
If we see a camera, we know that somebody is in trouble.
Anyway, I get it.
She felt freaked out.
But next time, take the allergy medicinebeforegetting on the horse, Kyle.
face that you could have turned into a gif if it were on the internet.
She looks like the star ofGrand Hoteland it is one of the best looks she has ever pulled off.
Dinner doesnt go nearly as swimmingly, though.
Things seem nice and calm until Dorit decides to bring up old shit.
Why you gotta bring up old shit, Dorit?
She tells Kyle that she was angry that she said something to her at herBellamagazine party in New York.
Poor Teddi, every time she tries to do anything, one of these women slaps her down.
Teddi needs to stop making me like her.
The craziest part is, Teddi is sort of right.
Teddi is right, but without that behavior we wouldnt really have a show.
Anyway, I dont even remember what this fight in New York was about.
Kyle wasnt wrong to say something to Dorit, but she was wrong to say somethingat the party.
Then she admits that, like us, she has no idea what theyre even fighting about anymore.
What is even at stake?
This seems, at best, like a procedural argument, which is the worst kind of argument.
Luckily, the next day, the women go to a beer hall and all wear pigtails.
