The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

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This week on our favorite show,Rich Women Doing Things,the rich women did things.

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Teddi tells everyone that theyre going to work out and a trainer arrives.

Ha ha, just kidding.

I made that up.

But there is a resemblance and I would do anything Alex told me to do.

to a room full of sweaty and angry women who give each other their best perfume-commercial stares.

I think this is really a case of everyone behaving badly.

Lets start with Dorit, who has raised behaving badly to an art form.

This is the lack of vulnerability and coldness that Erika has been accused of in the past.

Everyone just handles the situation badly.

But I also have sympathy for everyone in this scenario.

Dorit brought it up because last time when she didnt tell Erika about something, it turned into Pantygate.

Surely Dorit realizes how this is different, though, right?

No, she doesnt.

But I can see how she would be confused.

No wonder she was a bit brittle.

This time, it happens again and she just doesnt know how to just them.

Yes, everyone is horrible and everyone is right all at the same time.

Can we just call this one a draw?

Can we just take a skip on this fight as it is drawn out for the next 15 episodes?

He looks like a cross betweenRuPauls Drag Racestar Adore Delano and a butterfly Beanie Baby.

He is perfect in every single way.

Aside from Kyles godson, Im also really into how Lisa Rinna is raising her children.

Im not sure what Dorit said around that table that was so scandalous.

She also told Dorit to shut the hell up every now and again.

I could see how both of those things are true and how Lisa would be annoyed by both.

I can see how that is going to be a problem and Lisa is going to be pissed off.

This has shades of palace intrigue that I dont quite understand.

(Or honestly care about all that much.)

She looks at the stiff cardboard invitation shes holding because she cant believe she has the right address.

There is a blonde woman with a gaunt face standing in the open door holding a clipboard.

Hello, Alex McCord says, her face cracking as it creaks into a smile.

Welcome to Brooklyn Fashion Weekend.

Thanks so much, Eileen Davidson says.

Am I the first to arrive?