The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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This week on our favorite show,Rich Women Doing Things, the rich women did things.
What I want to talk about the most, though, is when the rich women went lingerie shopping.
At this point, shes not even earning her paycheck.
She also reveals that she now has a brand-new hymen and the vagina of a 16-year-old.
At least we know where her halo is coming from.
What are these women eating or not eating that makes them look this good in absolutely nothing?
They each pick up a couple of items and get to the register and they dropped $1,391.74.
Damn, women are getting ripped off left and right.
This seems totally outrageous to me.
Dorit couldnt go to some meetings because she was in New York for non-business purposes.
Couldnt she schedule them for when she was back?
She was only gone a week.
Anyway, she sent her husband in her stead.
That seems like a bad idea.
Its like if you couldnt see your boss, so instead you sent a mugful of mouse droppings.
You know what that is?
Thats you sitting there and getting stray pieces of arugula caught in your bikini top.
Not one single person on Earth wants that for her swimwear.
Speaking of Dorit, she continues to fight with Teddi and Lisa Vanderpump at Camilles Perfume for Cancer fundraiser.
I dont even know what this is about anymore.
But, like Teddi says, Dorit refuses to take accountability for what she said.
If she hadnt said it, then there would be nothing to report.
Dorit decides to straddle Lisa and pin her down and force her to profess her love.
It doesnt make her listen more to Dorit, it just makes her want to push her off.
Alright, that is a solid and hilarious gag, and even Dorit thinks it is funny.
As everyone at the party points out, this is how Lisa does it.
Shes been doing it to Lisar for years.
Its that British humor that Dorit talked so much about having last season.
But honestly, the real shady bitch at the party is St. Camille of Grammer.
Do not sleep on Camille, ladies and gentlemen.
Honestly, this is perfect.
This is exactly what Dorit needs to hear.
It also says, I am St. Camille of Grammer.
If Dorit doesnt laugh this off, Im going to crucify her, Erika says.
Dorit is the ultimate person who can dish it out and cant take it.
That ball gag has Dorit shook like a Shake Weight on a wooden roller coaster.
Its been two hours and 47 minutes now and shes beginning to think its not coming.
She closes her game of Candy Crush Soda and looks out onto the balcony of her empty home.
Been waiting for the car to come get me for your party, she texts Lisa Vanderpump.
Its still not here.
Hope Ken got you something nice and didnt make you put out.
