The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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This week onRich Women Doing Things,the rich women … well, they barely do anything at all.
Mostly they fuss with their dogs.
Then they go to lunch and cry about their sisters, or their lack of sisters.
Maybe their sisters died in a tragic fire or something.
Who can keep track of their sisters?
Mostly what the rich women do is show up very, very late to things.
An acquaintances punctuality is something I can fight about with my real friends.
I mean, he knows he lives in Harlem.
He knows that the traffic always takes forever.
Why cant he just order a car and give himself an appropriate amount of time to get there?
That is what I tune in for.
I tune in for arguments so huge that they let me escape my stupid, shitty arguments.
Oh, and what about how she calls everyone my love and lovely and this and that?
God, its like a dog whistle that only the terminally affected can hear.
Now, we need to break down all of Dorits excuses about why she was late.
That is not a time when people meet for drinks.
You do not get a window for meeting someone one-on-one.
Dorit definitely gave an exact time.
Dont you think that by 4:15 p.m. Teddi had gone over their correspondence to make sureshehad the time right?
We all know that meeting was bullshit, first of all, because we saw it.
Its a simple courtesy.
It takes two seconds.
Its not that hard.
This is why I hate Dorit.
Its the same thing with her beef with Lisar: She has this narcissistic need to be completely blameless.
Like, who cares, Dorit?
Weve all gotten busy and blown off a friend by accident.
Just be like, I was busier than I anticipated.
Im sorry we got our wires crossed.
Im buying you dinner next Wednesday and I promise to beearly.
Thats all it takes.
No one will care.
I totally forgot about her.
As of this episode, the Eileen Davidson Accord has been lifted and we can pass judgment on her.
I have passed that judgment and it is a resounding, Sure.
However, I find nothing objectionable about her.
I dont know why these women are so involved in it.
Does she not know the show she signed up for?
I dont mind it, just pointing it out.
There is one good part of all this Dorit and Teddi drama, though.
It has brought season-one Camille Grammer back out to play.
Hashtag Yass Queen, plus 17 crown emojis and a GIF fromThe Crown.
Its like shes grown up, a full-fledged, flesh-eating orchid.
She had all sorts of things to say about Dorit.
What do you want her to say about Dorit?
Shell say it all?
But she sat still in her chair.
She had hit her mark.
The production was late, however.
Fifty-four minutes late, to be exact.
But Eileen didnt mind.
No, she didnt mind at all.
She had at least another day in her.
Maybe two if Vince brings her toast in the morning.
