The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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Some of the other Housewives arent faring so great.
Lets get to it.
One, that it was a touring production.
Two, that Miss Vivica A.
Fox was repeating her original role.
Three, that the subtitle was A Stage Play.
As if people would be showing up to a theater expecting the movie to be projected on a screen.
Meanwhile, Kandi and Eva are picking pumpkins at a pumpkin patch with their kids.
I would watch a spin-off that was just the lives of the very rich toddlers of theHousewivesuniverse.
Can we get something like thatSecret Life of Kidsshow on USA but about Ace and Marley Rae?
There isnt a woman who can resist a costume party.
The issue with the party is the guest list.
Who should Eva invite since shes only been recently contractually obligated to be friends with these women?
Everyone has to be on their best behavior at the party.
I imagine all of this will come to a head during the Halloween party.
Then its time to check out Sherees finished basement, and yall, this was some luxury HGTV goals.
I was taking pictures of every piece of velvet furniture and mid-century modern inspired light fixture.
It is A LOT OF FABULOUS and Sheree DID THAT.
That is abasement.She even has a room for massage chairs?
Sheree is trying to help Porsha out, but Porsha just cant keep from messing it up.
Heres the fourth thing I didnt realize about the play Vivica A. Shamea, Kenya, and Cynthia show up to see the play.
Its time for the party.
Eva and Sheree both dressed as Cleopatra because its the sexy costume for classy black ladies above 30.
Kandi is dressed as Sexy Pennywise which is AN AMAZING COSTUME.Then Cynthia shows up.
Im gonna copy-paste exactly what I wrote in my notes: GUYS.
CYNTHIA DRESSED AS FIFTY CENT.
Shes wearing a hat that says C-Unit and its a positively amazing costume.
Kenya is dressed as a Victorias Secret model.
Someone even asks if shes a dark angel, but no.
Its an excuse to look hot.
Could this woman have one ounce of creativity?
Its unclear who is paying who in that scenario.
NeNe and Gregg show up and everyone is SCREAMING.
Its the perfect costume and totally unsexy.
You gotta admire a Housewife unafraid of looking gross for Halloween.
Gregg keeps asking the other husbands and boyfriends to open candy for him and put it in his mouth.
We all know at this point that Shamea is willing to volunteer any information to get more camera time.
Sheree says that shes had Porshas back and that Porsha doesnt know how to be a friend.
Then Kim and Porshas sister get involved and really help the situation out.
Porsha says everyone is fake.
Yeah, thats the attitude.
In the final wrap up, Cynthia is still getting to know Will after nine months of dating.
Tyrone is scheduled for release in 2022.
Kandi is planning an OLG food truck in which to set money on fire.
Kenya still isnt living full time with her husband.
NeNe is still doing her comedy show.
See you all at the reunion!
