The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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Is the biggest drama this season really between two people on different continents?
Everyone seems perfectly content to let NeNe rage against Kim from across the pond.
Thats an all-time great interview look, let alone adebutinterview look.
Its time for the Housewives to galivant around Barcelona!
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Shamea has been given a Shamea Cam and theyre really trying to make Shamea happen.
Everyone claims that theyre going to take Kandis personality and NeNe does her best Kandi impression.
Thats just talking without moving your eyes or your teeth.
First of all, fuck being friendly.
Women dont have to be friendly.
Second of all, MARLO IS TEACHING ETIQUETTE CLASSES?
OH OKAY, HONEY.
Shit, if I had all those issues, Id be negative too.
Cant a bitch catch a break?
NeNe calls her Bionic Barbie, which honestly sounds like a compliment.
They arrive at a luxury hotel in Barcelona for a little promotion I mean for lunch.
They all do a photo shoot on the balcony and Eva shows off why shes a top model.
Shes also managing to pull off a denim-print bomber jacket with giant chiffon kimono sleeves.
That should be the final challenge onthis new season ofANTM.
If you truly dont care, what does it matter if Eva hooked up with Missy Elliott?
That was too much.
Eva brings up the magazine cover party to apologize for making the evening stressful for Cynthia.
Cynthia keeps snapping that WILL.
Theres that ardent defense were so used to.
NeNe asks if itseven remotely possiblethat Will is lying to Cynthia.
You know you dont have to believe everything your boyfriend says either, right?
Cynthia also says that shes going to treat Will like a biscuit and let him sop her up.
Its time to head to the villa after a little sightseeing.
There are flamenco dancers to greet the ladies when they arrive.
Welcome to Villa Victoria!
Victoria herself shows them around the eight bedrooms and six bathrooms!
Cynthia says it didnt look like this online.
She presents the idea to the group and asks Kandi to give up her room.
Kandi responds by singing, Im not changing rooms!
Kim tells them to hold on because shes got some photographic and video evidence of NeNes foolishness.
And now you know.
