The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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If there is anyone who representsThe Real Housewives of Atlanta,its NeNe Leakes.
NeNe is everything that is wrong and right about theReal Housewivesfranchise.
Shes such an icon that, at this point, shes become a parody of herself.
Shes trained herself to speak in confessional interview sound bites and its made her a very rich woman.
So when NeNes gift for gab fails her, everything just falls apart.
Lets get to it.
Everyone is back in Atlanta and its been a few days since the Barcelona trip, it seems.
Mama Joyce lets herself into the Burress home and catches up with Kandi.
You are going to hear a description of what happened in Brielles video about 15 times watching this episode.
We all know what happened, cant we move on?
Were all past what is and isnt appropriate parenting by just being on a reality show.
Mama Joyce offers to ask everyone to stop talking about it.
Oh, thatll work.
Does Porsha think shes made it up to Kandi?
Porsha isnt really checking in with anyone else.
Kims visit to Sherees is also intercut with NeNe sitting down with Gregg and Brentt.
Has anyone ever commented on the extra letters in the men in NeNes lifes names?
Kim had to issue a cease and desist to NeNe because NeNe labeled her racist in a hashtag.
The conversation also leads to exactly how Brielle got into NeNes bathroom … and it was Brentt!
He invited Brielle over because they have been friends since they were little.
NeNe thinks children shouldnt be at an adult party.
Kim says that shes had to hire security because people are coming to her house to mess with her.
Im sure thats very scary.
Kim also says, Not me, my husband, or my kids see color.
You are not going to All Lives Matter your way out of this.
Brentt just would have killed the bug and not commented on it.
Cynthia gets a call from Marlo as shes taking Will to the airport.Bitch.you better drop this dude.
ItsAtlanta.Thats their chief export.
Marlo and Cynthia chat for a little bit about NeNe being removed from Kandis tour.
It shouldnt even be said, but rape as a punishment isnt a joke.
Its scary and gross.
Meanwhile, Kandi and Sheree grab smoothies and talk about what NeNe did.
Basically, Kandi is upset at the negative press rather than what NeNe actually said.
Also, Kim wants to meet Kandi for lunch for … reasons.
Again, you dont just bring up rape unless you think its an okay thing to joke about.
No one has slipped up and said rape when they meant something else.
NeNe is acting like very sorry, but this just sounds like a sorry you got caught thing.
Kandi goes to have lunch with Kim and SHES AN HOUR AND A HALF LATE.
Your husband seems to have one job to drive your ass around and he cant even do that right!
Kim had her wine in the car, so shes ready to get into it with Kandi.
Kim immediately says thateveryone is just jealousof her amazing relationship and everyone wants Kroy.
Kim starts asking Kandi, When the fuck do I call my husband?
and Kandi snaps back.
Kandi is one of those people who always sounds like shes about to cry when she gets upset.
They put most of their drama behind them, but its only a matter of time, right?
Also, WHERE IS KENYA?
