The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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I have to add another kind of episode into theReal Housewivesrotation, and thats the Message Episode.
Lets see exactly how these Housewives make a run at center themselves during a tragedy.
I need a real-time Housewives reaction to the news.
Secondly, remember when the terrible Harvey in the news was a literal hurricane?
Porsha isnt so quick to accept Shameas help.
Later that night, Cynthia heads out in a 70s-inspired fantasy to meet Kandi in a wine bar.
Cynthia says that Kenya is more focused on being a wife than giving someone a good read.
No one checks in with NeNe this episode, so who knows her excuse to say in Atlanta.
Meanwhile, Kandi is at home with Riley, practicing her driving.
Like, can we not?
Riley clearly doesnt want a relationship with Block and clearly doesnt want to navigate that on TV.
Can we just leave this teen alone?
Back in Houston, Cynthia is throwing a benefit concert for the people of Houston.
She says that while ideally they would make money, theyre just there to lift spirits.
That feels like a bad benefit concert.
One that doesnt make money.
Porsha pledges $5,000 and that might be the only money they see all night.
At the end of the night, though, Kenya shows up!
Porsha demands an apology from Shamea, and Shamea wants that goddamn peach, so she gives one.
Shes here to help.
Thats great and all, but Kenya, you were a beauty queen.
Putting on a fancy dress is probably your strong suit.
Meanwhile, Cynthia is planning on skipping most of Porshas event to go with Kenya.
Porsha says that she feels like the side chick to Kenya.
Thats probably the first time Kenya has been someones first priority in a relationship.
How can you hate on that?
Kenya is on a mission to prove that shes THE MOST CHARITABLE.
She doesnt need rest; she doesnt need water.
She only needs GIVING.
Shamea is assigned to do the trash bags.
Here is a complete list of the people with a legitimate beef about this trip: Porsha.
DO WITH THAT WHAT YOU WILL.
Once Kenya is well-hydrated, Shamea says that she felt dismissed during the entire Habitat for Humanity workday.
Kenya says that Shamea is being too sensitive and nothing was personal.
Shamea is out here on her own, no glam squad, no producer.
Personal is all she has.
Kenya says its not about Shamea, but its about the people of Houston.
You didnt organize the volunteering.
You are also a volunteer.
Kenya has enough and storms off to the bathroom and demands that her mic be taken off.
She says, and I quote, I dont give a fuck about any of them bitches.
She also keeps saying that she doesnt want this to turn into a moment.
Yknow how something gets turned into a moment?
Yknow its bad when the producers remind the Housewives to think about other peoples feelingsand it gets left in.
Kenyas unreasonableness is about to reach new lows, and Im here for it.
ALSO, IS EVA THE DIVA ABOUT TO JOIN THE CAST?
