The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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This show really doesnt work when the ladies all get along, does it?
Itcertainlydoesnt work when theyre all pretending to get along to avoid conflict.
What is happening here?
Who is interested in this?
Its still the night of Kandis magazine party and Porsha is revealing the last bit of information on Will.
Porsha heard that Will is an opportunist and hes currently dating someone else.
Ifallyour friends say something, your boyfriend aint shit.
Well, Kim, your husbands main job is sitting in the car while you get drunk.
In the car home, Will asks Cynthia what the big problem is.
She tells him that people are saying that hes an opportunist.
His answer is, What opportunity am I gonna get?
If you asked your boyfriend, Are you cheating on me?
and he answered with, Who would I cheat with?
Youd be like, This chump is cheating on me.
When a man answers your question with a question of his own, guess what?
Hes on some shit.
And the answer to What opportunity am I gonna get?
is easy: Youre onThe Real Housewives of Atlanta.Youre on national television.
You were apparently onThe Steve Harvey Showwearing a ridiculous beard.
You like to be on television.
Will tells her that he isnt seeing anyone and Cynthias dumb ass buys it.
Porsha heads to lunch with Mama Joyce and Mama Joyce is uncharacteristically pleasant.
She just wants to know the truth of the whole Phaedra thing.
Porsha couldnt have thought it was true.
She tries to play it off like she believed her friend.
Instead, you threw it in Kandis face like you believed it was true.
Porsha and Mama Joyce reach a peace and Mama Joyce encourages Porsha to reach out to Kandi.
Im sure that will go well.
Before we come back from the commercial break, there is a FUNDAMENTALLY WEIRDBlack Panthercommercial.
WHO IS THIS FOR?
Im pretty sure my mom would go toBlack Pantheralready and wouldnt need the endorsement of the Real Housewives.
What if someone goes toBlack Pantherand they think theyre going to see Real Housewives?
NeNe gets together with Cynthia at a steakhouse.
Cynthia starts talking shit about NeNe before the waiter is done finishing their orders.
Do you think the waiter just walked away or waited until they were done bickering?
NeNe warns Cynthia not to be so protective and trusting when it comes to men because men are trash.
Cynthia proposes a trip so she can cool off her boy-crazy ways and get in some girl time.
She suggests … Barcelona!
Eva is invited for contractual reasons and why not invite Kim and Marlo too?
Kenya heads to the doctor when her cousin arrives.
Her cousin doesnt even know what theyre doing there.
Is she holding kick off the speculum?
Kenya is six weeks late.
Cynthia decides to go out for dinner with Peter because shes a glutton for punishment.
She wants to know why Peter didnt say hi to her at Kandis party while she was with Will.
Um … because youre divorced, Cynthia?
She asks Peter for advice and he tells her just to listen to what her friends are saying.
Its time for Porshas No Beef Vegan Dinner, another complicated party name and theme.
The dress code is boho chic because … it is.
Porsha is wearing an all-white off-the-shoulder bandage dress.
Marlo is the first to arrive and she makes herself at home by sampling all the dishes.
Shamea is there just trying to get that peach.
A hush falls over the crowd as she walks in.
They all immediately think that Cynthia is still in love with Peter.
(She is.)
Its a girls trip!
Kroy shouldnt be invited on principle!
Its all left up in the air.
Cut to the packing montage for the trip.
Gregg spills some wine on himself while hes watching NeNe pack and he wipes it up with a pillow.
Porsha and Sheree are heading to the airport together.
NeNe and Cynthia are riding to the airport together.
Kim isnt going to make the trip and she cant bear to be without him.
Hopefully, theyll get into some trouble in Barcelona to make this interesting.
Dont let me down, ladies.
